Friday

I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know that I’m not dumb…and I also know that I’m not blonde.  Dolly Parton

Here’s my joke for your weekend.

On a flight to New York two attendants are discussing a serious issue with a passenger who refuses to leave first class and return to their seat in coach. 

 The pilot is listening and has them show him what passenger to which he replies

 “Oh, wait, she’ a blonde. I speak blonde, I can take care of this.” 

He politely approaches the passenger, whispers something in her ear and she immediately leaves first class and goes to her own seat.

The attendants are amazed.  “How did you do that?”

The pilot simply says. “I told her that first class isn’t going to New York”